Love is For the Birds

A wealthy man is dropping into Los Santos and Kirk has the honor to bring him in. The wealthy tycoon is non-other than Donald Love. Love is coming into town to make way for more real-estate jobs and is trying to force actions upon the city so he can come in and take over. he has already tried to do the same else where, but failed and Kirk wants him to be taught that Los Santos doesn't run the way he wants it. He is aware that Love is a cannibal and has a good plan. He's flying Love in and he's going to fake an emergency landing some where that he can be dealt with. Kirk wants it to be quick, but messy as Love deserves what is coming to him for murdering (and eating) his Dad's friend, Avery Carrington.

Mission Objectives

 * Go to where Kirk will be making the exfil.
 * Wait for Kirk to land.
 * Kill Donald Love and take his remains to the meat factory.

Phone Call
Kirk describes how he'll be arriving in the noon of the next day with the bigshot, Donald Love. He wants him to be killed for his actions in the past and for his cannibalistic ways. Kirk has a plan where (Protag) is to meet him somewhere secluded where Kirk can make an emergency landing, forcing Love to get out of the jet with his associates. (Protag) will ambush and kill the associates.

Love's Mercy
Love drops to his knees crying and begging for mercy. Kirk calls him a waste of skin, full of skin and kicks him over. Love lays there crying, pleading for mercy and saying he didn't mean to eat people.

Return to Airport
Kirk is pleased with the job and he explains that (Protag) doesn't know what he put an end to. He thanks (Protag) and gets back to work.

Trivia

 * Donald Love has finally reappeared in the GTA series and is killed.
 * When Donald Love begs for mercy and says he's sorry, he mentions: Ned Burner, Avery Carrington, Ray Osowall, Newt Simpson, Burt Smith, Nancy Giels, and Sam Lawrence.
 * Ned Burner and Avery Carrington appeared in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories. Avery also appeared in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
 * Sam Lawrence appeared in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
 * The other names mentioned do not ever appear, meaning he ate random people.
 * The mission title is a reference to someone thinking that love sucks.